Saturday, October 19, 2013

Bad habits

Pris : Bie, what's your bad habits?
Evans : Smoking... drinking... why?
Pris : Nawh, was writing a post last night and I couldn't think of any of your bad habits.
Evans : Then what's yours?
Pris : uhm, lazy to sit up straight... 
Evans : and kao beh, talk no head no tail, always say dumb words...
Pris : I don't say dumb words!
Evans : yea right..... EE DARL GOT RAINBOW?
Pris : where?
Evans : NEHHH THEREEE NEHHH
Pris : *stare outside looking for rainbow*
Evans : See, that's another of your bad habit....
Pris : Noooo :( *hicccuuupppp*
Evans : HAHAHAHA
Pris : you see you make me hiccup,,, *hicccuuppp* *hicccuupp* *hicccuuuppp*
Evans : BAHHHHHH !!
Pris : ahhhhh !!!! *hiccuppp* *hiccuppp*
Evans : ahahahahha . still gott
Pris : *stares at Evans* *hicccuuuppp*
Evans : *Smirks* BAHHHH
Pris : uhmmmm. I knew it you would *hicccuuppp* so I'm readyy. *hiccuupp*
Evans : :O 
Pris : I know another of your bad habits. You always stand 1 place no make sound then I see also terkejut. 
Evans : == where got. How I know ahhh. They say fat people always make sound when walk.... How I know you ahhh. siao....
Pris : :/
- 1 hour later -
Evans : *finish eating maggie*
Pris : *listening to song while blogging*
Evans : oiiii
Pris : *listening to song while blogging*
Evans : OIII
Pris : WHAT
Evans : *hands empty bowl*
Pris : ee another bad habit is being lazy!! dah la bad temper. Lazy some more :@



Oh and today while we were at the mechanics, a keropok wholesaler came to sell supplies to the convienient shop beside . 

Me : eeee . can buy or not??!
Evans : buy so many for what??
Me : cute ma. then next time no need buy liao :D
Me : Uncle can buy ah?
Uncle Keropok : ya ya . but we no sell 1 by 1 . 
Me : I know. 
Evans : better buy the nice nice one oh. later buy a lot also lan lan if not nice. 
Me : ohhhhh . *choose cheese keropok*
Uncle Keropok : RM7 :O
Me : okkkkkk
Uncle mechanic : :O 
Evans : got 40 packs inside ahhhh!!
Me : I know :O ehh ask can get his number or not next time who knows we wanna open keropok shop we call him. 
Evans : no need la. if we want, we always can come on Saturday, every *check watch* 1pm. See him send supplies
Me: ya hor :D



-That day at the bank-
Me : *stares beside bank* eh can photostate here or not!
Evans : cannot la. this shop only sell photostate machine one.
Me : HOW YOU KNOW . looks like got photostate lehhh..
Evans : you try. I stand far far. Later I don't know you er.
Me: ohhh. Excuse me here can photostate ?
Uncle photostate machine : cannot. here only sell machine
Evans : HAHAHAHHAHA CANNOT RIGHT??
Me : :( ah.
Evans : HAHAHHAHAHAAHHA TOLD YOU LIAO WHY YOU DON'T WANT LISTEN TO ME ONE AHAHAHHAA WHY YOU ALWAYS LIKE TO MEMALUKAN YOURSELF HAHAHAHA
Me : :(
Uncle photostate machine : Excuse me. you want to photostate? I can help you....
Me: HAHAHAHHA okayyyyy
Evans : *keep quiet* sure expensive one !!
- After photostate-
Me : yayyyy Thank God I'm a girl !!
Evans : how much ?
Me : 50cent for 9 piece :D
Evans : hmmmm.... :O

Birthdays


"Happy Birthday Fat Pig & Fatter Pigger"

It's kinda rare to have someone I love birthday to be super close with me. Evans birthday falls just 2 days after mine(14th October) :D Since it was super near, we decided to celebrate it together on the 15th, however my mom says it's badluck to celebrate birthdays late. Ohwell . 

Me , Evans & Xavier went to Secret Sanctuary to have our dinner. We've never been there so the place pretty much amaze us . Except for the mosquitoes and sitting places. But it was a nice dinner, nice place with nice food. The food is cheap, just that... Evans watermelon juice costed RM12. WHY JUICE ANEH KUI ?! 

I still remember what we did when the clock strike 12am on my birthday, we slept. :D #hencenicknamefatpigs and during Evans' one, we stayed awake. Very tired. But Evans just got great news that his divorce with the bitch has been super super confirm by all state of matter. And that no matter what we do, the bitch can't sue us or what. So we were waiting for 12 on his birthday to change our relationship status on Facebook(so no bitches can disturb him mehehehehhe) . And right before bed, I told him , "Bie, you know that I'm older than you right? I was born on the 14th, and you 16th" :D But he was just too lazy to answer me... either that, he's ignoring me! which he always does! I guess he just doesn't like my jokes. either that, he don't understand.... :( I shall ask him & post it on blog! 


stay tune xx

First year anniversary


It has been a year since we got together. 
& in that 1 year, there were lots of fights, not only from us but from outside our relationship as well.
In that 1 year, we got to know each other better and found each other's comfort zone. 
In 1 year, we discover a lot together, made lots of memories together.
In that 1 year, our love did not fade. But it grew stronger. 

"Last year, on the 1st of October, I wanted to meet him badly. I think I miss talking to him. So I invited him out for lunch. We met at Spring. I still remember what boxy shirt he was wearing with his "hole-ly" pants. Walking around looking all sad because of the night before. Walking around with a computer brochure on his hands. Guess he was looking to buy laptops. Or surverying. Then, we went to KFC to have our lunch. And I still remember I wanna sit at the soft soft chair there. He ordered the latest all meat burger from KFC. The buns that were suppose to be bun, were chickens. Then as usual I ate my lunch combo. Still remember part of our conversation. "Do you know that girls are magical? They can wet without water , and make soft thing become hard" randomly I said. And he choked on his food. HAHA. why am I so random . Not that I meant anything wrong, but the joke was funny. HAHAHA. Then still remember how he said "give me handle" . and he manage to extend my Each A Cup redeem vouncher from 11th October 2012 to 15th October 2013. A year after the talk with the person working at Each A Cup, we finally redeem our free drink! Not sure how we really got together, but I'm pretty sure that the first time we held hands was on the 1st of October last year when we were pretending to become couples in front of his ex gf. haha. cute. Who knew...." - Pris

We manage to understand each other, and compromise with each other's habits especially the bad ones . Like me, shaking my leg. Although he stop me from doing that cause at the early stage of our relationship, every time I shook my leg, he'll hit me. Another bad habit of mine would be procrastination... oh and, unable to sit straight == Heyyy heyyyy , he has his bad habits as well ! Like, forgetting stuffs too easily . And, grrr I can't think of any now..... I WILL ONE DAY SHARE HIS BAD HABITS HERE TEEHEE PINKY PROMISE. :D

But you know the one thing I'm glad most is that, we are like siblings, like best friends, like enemies. But we are actually a couple. And I love how he makes me love him so much. Especially when he struts around with his fat tummy 

Friday, October 18, 2013

How Pris met Evans


How I met this guy, name Evans Ng. 
I still remember, me, my sister & Bex and few other friends who turn out to be backstabbers were hanging out, then Bex brought us all to meet Evans. & before I met him, I've heard stories about him like how he's a loving father who takes care of his son together with his family after his ex-bitch wife ran away. And I've also heard another kind of stories, where he is a playboy-abuser-gangster etc etc. Then when I first met him, my first question was... "You are Evans? Why you no look like paikia(gangster)?" . HAHAHA his reaction was funny lol. Maybe cause the first time I met him, he was wearing his glasses which made him look like a nerd lololll. But I did expect him from his stories to be tall, buff, muscular. But in real life, he's literally like a big ball of cuteness  

Then we started hanging out more often. We start to share our sappy stories together. And ask for each other advices. Then one day, I guess he put all courage together and ask me out for a movie date. & , I said yes. Mainly cause we know each other for quite sometime, and I'm quite sure he won't kidnap me and rape me. HAHA that's what I answered him when he said asking me out was easy lol. Then during our first movie together, I scream at those shocking parts (I usually over-react during movies) and he put his arm around my shoulder and pat my head. "sayang" awww it felt like a father-daughter relationship at some point :P 

Then we started going out every single day. We started to talk and bond a lot. And we even sing together! :') By then, it was a totally different Evans from the first day I met him. Cause the Evans I first met was flirty and always reeks of alcohol. By then, he was a new Evans. The more loving type of Evans. & caring. & we were comfortable with each other. 

During lantern festival last year, we weren't allow near each other. It's as if, we were forbidden to be together. But I'm glad, we stayed strong & eventually we came out stronger and now we're no longer forbidded HEHE anyways, the week before he asked whether he could play the lanterns with me & I said yes! but things went sour and rotten ): we didn't fight. it was more to uhm, a very sad moment for us. I knew that moment, I miss talking to him. & I felt like crying. & I was weak. & confuse. I tried my best to stay strong )': that stupid boyy. He even tried his best to get a pink octopus for me from the claw machine. Spent few tens. only to find out we can buy the octopus for a cheaper price instead. HAHA 

3 days before we got together, he kept asking for me. but I kept to myself. I didn't want another relationship. At the same time, I wanted to keep him. Confuse was I ~ Friends advice me about him, makes the confusion even more. And at times, it turns into fear. How am I not confuse? His words sounded true and sincere. We were usually sad and emo at night in those 3 days but the next day, we act like nothing has happen. He made me feel so. Loved. 

On 1st of October, I decided that, maybe I should just give him a chance. & today, we've entered our 6 months 9 days together. Half a year! & we're still loving each other like no other. Usually most of my relationship well turn sour by now, but with him it's different :* He can still make my tummy full with butterflies. I love him. 




Main reason I wrote this post was to clarify my position and his position in both our lives. I've been hearing rumours bout me dating a married man and yknow it ain't true :/ his ex-wife has left him and his son. and they both found me on the way. now we're all happy together yayy. 



______________________________



Evans. Xavier. Me.

People has often ask me how do I feel that my boyfriend has a son. Honestly I don't feel the need to feel anything? Now, I am attach to his son that I tend to call him my own son ;') && I love them both so muchhh. If they're happy, I am happy 



xx

Monday, June 24, 2013

Work


Today Evans start working dy, & Pris is still rotting at home. HAHA 

Pris : Bie, remember those times when you date those girls and everything. 
Evans : yea
Pris : I forgive you :D 
Evans : == 

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Pris : OHHHH SHE TAKE EARLYCHILDHOOD CAN TAKE CARE XAVIER PROPERLY LAA YOU LIKE HER LA
Evans : O.O *thinks : what just happen*
Pris : BUT THEN AGAIN. BITCH MORE PRETTY THAN HER . AND I'M PRETTIER WOOHOO *trying to comfort self*
Evans : are you saying the bitch is pretty?
Pris : ya. prettier than her. but I'm still prettiest !! XAVIER GOT PRETTY MUMMY
Evans : bodo. lawan diri sendiri ==
Pris : UHHHHHHH *makes discomfort sounds*
Evans : what are you doing? 
Pris : trying to kill you with my farts :P
Evans : ==
_____________________

Pris : DON'T PLAY YOUR GAME LA. I WAKE UP EARLY TO EAT BREAKFAST BEFORE YOU GO WORK YOU PLAY GAME 
Evans : O *offs game while mumbling something*
Pris : *talks talks*
Evans : *talks talks* 
-10 minutes later- 
Pris : *takes spoon wanting to eat* OH BIE I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY
Evans : what ?
Pris : YOU WANT PLAY GAME MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME PLAY LA NO NEED BREAKFAST WITH ME
Evans : wthell ? 
Pris : I just figured this out ma hahahahha
Evans : == stupid
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See Chee How : Becareful with your bag. this morning someone got snatched here. 
Pris : okiee *takes out car keys about to approach car* 
Evans : *walks to driver seat*
Pris : *runs to passenger seat*
Evans : *runs to passenger seat and fight for seat with pris*
Pris : nooo nooo I was here first !!!!
Evans : *manage to conquer seat* *feelin like a boss*
Pris : :@ I TELL SEE CHEE HOW YOU SNATCH MY CAR FROM ME
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Evans : *drives and manage to go through cars fast* lucky is me drive. if you. gg . sure explode here and there. ended up got fire
Pris : why you always assume I can't drive? I CAN DRIVE HOR. SEE MY CAR STILL OKAY
Evans : hahahha :D can drive. but not as well as me B)
Pris : :@
________

Evans : you drive. 
Pris : I thought you always complain my driving sucks. 
Evans : :P but but.... I'm tired.
Pris : drive yourself :@
Evans : *puppy dog eyes*
Pris : fine :@
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Dude : *drives car nearly knock people*
Pris : shit ah lucky is me drive. if you, gg la. need to hear you scold bad word continously. 
Evans : *mimicking himself when he scold bad words* 
Pris : after that show middle finger... TWO HAND SOME MORE
Evans : *mimicking himself when he show 2 middle fingers then holds his imaginary steering wheel*
Pris : hahahahh
_________

*a perfectly big spot to drive through at the traffic light*
Pris : can pass not? 
Evans : even with the Murano can pass through . of course your car can la. See la that's why I say you drive gg. *nag nag nag nag*




:D



Xavier 


Thursday, June 6, 2013

Son's birthday

 

 It was lil Xavier's birthday on the 3rd of June the other day . And we brought him to ToysRus to get him a new toy . Plus , his toy gun was spoilt so we decided that it's time to get him Nerf guns haha . But , unlike other kids , Xavier has this 1 specialty that distinguish him between other kids . His disinterest in toys . As we were standing in the shop, constantly asking which guns or toys would he like , while watching & listening to other kids beg their parents for a new set of toys . Xavier looked up at us , shaking his head , saying no to all the toys we wanted to buy him :( this is hard So we put him down , and let him run around looking for toys that he was interested . && all that he was interested in are the sword that he already has at home & the chairs . Oh and balloons & balls too . He has too much balloons at home already and the balls were too big for him . So we couldn't get those . We did wanted to buy the table and chair set but it was ridiculously expensive . So we head home . & instead of Xavier having a new toy , Evans bought a gun for himself == After he went for his afternoon nap , we went back to ToysRus .


 And test all the Nerf guns available to see which gun is suitable for him to carry around and shoot . :D and we found one ! And Pris found 1 too . And Evans bought 1 more for himself again haha That evening , we played with it , shooting here and there . Shooting each other . Was so much fun !! Oh & on Xavier's birthday , Pris thought it was a good idea to buy him 5 helium balloons as he likes balloons really much . Yea . He played with it . Glad that he likes it :) when he first saw the balloons , he was blur . Bet he was thinking where did it came from . Then he suddenly laugh and smile and smirk . Oh that lil cutie 



Pris : Call mumy
Xavier : Ba!
Pris : Mumy!
Xavier : Ba Ba *smirks*

He purposely one :( He knows how ! He just loves to disturb people. That naughty lil cutie ~


xx

Monday, May 20, 2013

overly attach gf




Sorry. May seem a bit obscene hahahahaha Pris is an overly attach girlfriend level crazy. Oh wells, it's actually good to know that she loves Evans so much. XD