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Pris : RAWR !! My head pain ... maybe I not enough water *cry face*
Evans : Why le? Go drink
Pris : I didn't drink water today! I lazy go get water *Cry face*
Evans : WHAT?? you want me to carry a box of Mulu to your house ???
Pris : I don't mind . HEHE Shittt ~WHAT HAPPEN TO THE INTERNET I WAS READING BLOGS
Evans : What what?!
Pris : The internet down. I think this is a sign *cry face*
Evans : what sign?
Pris : Its a sign that the internet cares for me and wants me to drink water
Evans : Go drink !!!
Pris : DONE !! oh internet faster liao !!
Evans : you no study ??
Pris : Oh I want sleep liao :D my head pain ~
Evans : You know if you no study you fail *nag nag nag*
Pris : oh oh later I study. NIGHT :*

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Evans : Just now KFC girls woe at me....
Pris : *angry face* HUH WHICH ONE *fire*
Evans : I went to KFC hostel do checking on the damaged ceiling ma
Pris : HOW THEY WOE YOU WHY YOU GO
Evans : Access damage situation..  they ask me wanna drink... ask me wanna sit....  keep talking non stop... I busy they ask here ask there...
Pris : *Loads gun*
Evans : plus they were wearing their pyjamas.
Pris : *click* BANG BANG BANG
Evans : what oh ! not my fault !
Pris : you wear the shirt can see nipples ha !? :@
Evans : EH !! NO LE..... a little....
Pris : OR YOU GOT HIAO THEM . BITCH . I jealous liao why you go girls hostel *fires*
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Pris : So.. did you make it out alive and still love me and my stupidity ??
Evans : Barely ... THEY WERE IN THEIR PYJAMES! SO TRANSPARENT..
Pris : YOU BARELY MAKE IT ALIVE !!!!
Evans : no bra again .
Pris : Like this la....
Evans : Don't know shame the people
Pris : You nearly invited them to bed *cries*
Evans : NO !! NO I DID NOT !!
Pris : you said barely !! *cry face* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ?!
Evans ; whattt?? my fault ???
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Evans : Have you eaten lunch ??
Pris : Got !! cantonese kueh tiaw(my breakfast) !
Evans : Lunch bo !!!
Pris : pig no eat lunch one. they eat a lot at one go and stand the whole day hihi
Evans : I do that next time !!
Pris : No... you're not a pig !!
Evans : try to be one. Tomorrow morning I eat at 7 last me until dinner. Almost twelve hours. ok?? ON!!
Pris : what you eat first ?! if you hungry fast means you're not a pig. you're just Evans (pris logic)
Evans : ....