Showing posts with label Texts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texts. Show all posts

Monday, May 20, 2013

overly attach gf




Sorry. May seem a bit obscene hahahahaha Pris is an overly attach girlfriend level crazy. Oh wells, it's actually good to know that she loves Evans so much. XD

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Random texting

Place setting : whatsapp HEHE

Pris : RAWR !! My head pain ... maybe I not enough water *cry face*
Evans : Why le? Go drink
Pris : I didn't drink water today! I lazy go get water *Cry face*
Evans : WHAT?? you want me to carry a box of Mulu to your house ???
Pris : I don't mind . HEHE Shittt ~WHAT HAPPEN TO THE INTERNET I WAS READING BLOGS
Evans : What what?!
Pris : The internet down. I think this is a sign *cry face*
Evans : what sign?
Pris : Its a sign that the internet cares for me and wants me to drink water
Evans : Go drink !!!
Pris : DONE !! oh internet faster liao !!
Evans : you no study ??
Pris : Oh I want sleep liao :D my head pain ~
Evans : You know if you no study you fail *nag nag nag*
Pris : oh oh later I study. NIGHT :*

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Evans : Just now KFC girls woe at me....
Pris : *angry face* HUH WHICH ONE *fire*
Evans : I went to KFC hostel do checking on the damaged ceiling ma
Pris : HOW THEY WOE YOU WHY YOU GO
Evans : Access damage situation..  they ask me wanna drink... ask me wanna sit....  keep talking non stop... I busy they ask here ask there...
Pris : *Loads gun*
Evans : plus they were wearing their pyjamas.
Pris : *click* BANG BANG BANG
Evans : what oh ! not my fault !
Pris : you wear the shirt can see nipples ha !? :@
Evans : EH !! NO LE..... a little....
Pris : OR YOU GOT HIAO THEM . BITCH . I jealous liao why you go girls hostel *fires*
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Pris : So.. did you make it out alive and still love me and my stupidity ??
Evans : Barely ... THEY WERE IN THEIR PYJAMES! SO TRANSPARENT..
Pris : YOU BARELY MAKE IT ALIVE !!!!
Evans : no bra again .
Pris : Like this la....
Evans : Don't know shame the people
Pris : You nearly invited them to bed *cries*
Evans : NO !! NO I DID NOT !!
Pris : you said barely !! *cry face* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ?!
Evans ; whattt?? my fault ???
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Evans : Have you eaten lunch ??
Pris : Got !! cantonese kueh tiaw(my breakfast) !
Evans : Lunch bo !!!
Pris : pig no eat lunch one. they eat a lot at one go and stand the whole day hihi
Evans : I do that next time !!
Pris : No... you're not a pig !!
Evans : try to be one. Tomorrow morning I eat at 7 last me until dinner. Almost twelve hours. ok?? ON!!
Pris : what you eat first ?! if you hungry fast means you're not a pig. you're just Evans (pris logic)
Evans : ....