Showing posts with label Laughter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Laughter. Show all posts

Monday, June 24, 2013

Work


Today Evans start working dy, & Pris is still rotting at home. HAHA 

Pris : Bie, remember those times when you date those girls and everything. 
Evans : yea
Pris : I forgive you :D 
Evans : == 

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Pris : OHHHH SHE TAKE EARLYCHILDHOOD CAN TAKE CARE XAVIER PROPERLY LAA YOU LIKE HER LA
Evans : O.O *thinks : what just happen*
Pris : BUT THEN AGAIN. BITCH MORE PRETTY THAN HER . AND I'M PRETTIER WOOHOO *trying to comfort self*
Evans : are you saying the bitch is pretty?
Pris : ya. prettier than her. but I'm still prettiest !! XAVIER GOT PRETTY MUMMY
Evans : bodo. lawan diri sendiri ==
Pris : UHHHHHHH *makes discomfort sounds*
Evans : what are you doing? 
Pris : trying to kill you with my farts :P
Evans : ==
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Pris : DON'T PLAY YOUR GAME LA. I WAKE UP EARLY TO EAT BREAKFAST BEFORE YOU GO WORK YOU PLAY GAME 
Evans : O *offs game while mumbling something*
Pris : *talks talks*
Evans : *talks talks* 
-10 minutes later- 
Pris : *takes spoon wanting to eat* OH BIE I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY
Evans : what ?
Pris : YOU WANT PLAY GAME MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME PLAY LA NO NEED BREAKFAST WITH ME
Evans : wthell ? 
Pris : I just figured this out ma hahahahha
Evans : == stupid
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See Chee How : Becareful with your bag. this morning someone got snatched here. 
Pris : okiee *takes out car keys about to approach car* 
Evans : *walks to driver seat*
Pris : *runs to passenger seat*
Evans : *runs to passenger seat and fight for seat with pris*
Pris : nooo nooo I was here first !!!!
Evans : *manage to conquer seat* *feelin like a boss*
Pris : :@ I TELL SEE CHEE HOW YOU SNATCH MY CAR FROM ME
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Evans : *drives and manage to go through cars fast* lucky is me drive. if you. gg . sure explode here and there. ended up got fire
Pris : why you always assume I can't drive? I CAN DRIVE HOR. SEE MY CAR STILL OKAY
Evans : hahahha :D can drive. but not as well as me B)
Pris : :@
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Evans : you drive. 
Pris : I thought you always complain my driving sucks. 
Evans : :P but but.... I'm tired.
Pris : drive yourself :@
Evans : *puppy dog eyes*
Pris : fine :@
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Dude : *drives car nearly knock people*
Pris : shit ah lucky is me drive. if you, gg la. need to hear you scold bad word continously. 
Evans : *mimicking himself when he scold bad words* 
Pris : after that show middle finger... TWO HAND SOME MORE
Evans : *mimicking himself when he show 2 middle fingers then holds his imaginary steering wheel*
Pris : hahahahh
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*a perfectly big spot to drive through at the traffic light*
Pris : can pass not? 
Evans : even with the Murano can pass through . of course your car can la. See la that's why I say you drive gg. *nag nag nag nag*




:D



Xavier ♥


Monday, May 20, 2013

Random Mcd talking

Pris : Bie ah. Remember how before we got together I used to update your Facebook status and you wouldn't scold me, you would just laugh.
Evans: uh huh
Pris : Just now I nearly update your status, then I just realize if I did, you would hit my hand :(
Evans : uh huh *hits Pris's hand gentle*
Pris : :P . Bie ah . Last time when you had a crush on me you no hit or scold me. Now you love me so much, you hit me like this :(
Evans : so....
Pris : So, I want you to have a crush on me so I can update your Facebook status without getting hit !!
Evans : O.O you know, when I have a crush on you, I can go find other girl right?
Pris: HUH HUH
Evans : YESS !! CAN GO FIND OTHER GIRL :D
Pris : No :(
Evans : WHAT you ask me to just have a crush on you ohhhhh !! Means we're not bound !!
Pris : NOOOOOO :(
Evans : THEN?
Pris : I want you to love me :(
Evans : HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
Pris : :( :P

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-At Mcdonald-

Fook : Go refill
Cheng : Here can refill mehh ?
Pris : I thought you ever tell me , Fook go refill
Cheng : Got mehhhh
Fook : You thick face you go try la
Pris : bie. can go refill or not??
Evans : Don't zuo bo lan la you
Pris : They cheat me ha :(
Fook : Can refill la !! I try that day at town dy
Pris : Bie. really can go refill ah ?
Cheng & Fook : HAHAHAHAHAHA
Evans : -.-

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Pris : bie !! don't see me gong gong I actually very smart lo !
Evans : uhmmm yeaaa
Pris : no. I'm speciall :(
Evans : yaaa. people stupid, you stupiak . correct?
Pris : ya ya heheheh :3

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Pris : *whole day worry and feeling insecure*  bie ah. you going to that dinner?
Evans : no la. i told my mum I don't want go
Pris : ohh ?
Evans : WHAT . you scare I go alone ha?
Pris : no no ... :(
Evans : you so predictable la ! you want we go together la. I don't feel like going actually
Pris : WHAT SO PREDICTABLE LO ! I scare you got other girl ma :(
Evans : -.-
Pris : bie. you know I whole afternoon think until no mood . I scare you got other girl don't bring me go :(
Evans : aiya youuuuu
Pris : *pulls out chair* . BTW I'M NOT PREDICTABLE ! you predict la what am I gonna do next !!
Evans : sit down. *at the same time Pris sat down*
Pris : ==
















Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Surrey Bike !


Must blog this down cause this is history !! :D :D :D
The Evans who couldn't even last 5 minutes walking up Permai actually rode a bike(with Pris help) around Kuching Town, and even up the hill ! PRO OR NOT
Okay la. Actually got force to cause... B) 

Evans : Other time can try this leh
Pris : But.. 
Evans : But what?
The renter : She wants to ride now . HAHA
Pris : HAHA Ya  lo
Evans : Don't want la darl 
The renter : its actually very cool now
Pris : ya lo . Night some more ah ! got wind some more :D
The renter : and not many cars around
Evans : okay la. we try half hour 
Pris : yay :D
Pris & Evans : *got on bike* *Pris look right to check the side mirror, Evans look left to check the side mirror*
Evans : EH . no side mirror 
Pris : HAHAHAHAH I ACTUALLY WENT TO CHECK FOR SIDE MIRRORS . 

And the whole way, Pris was actually laughing while paddling :'D 
Cause Evans complained non stop HAHA. 

Evans : I prefer riding my car . A hell lot more now !! :'( :'( :'( 
Pris : BUT WE HAD FUN RIGHT? :D :D
Evans : I can't feel my legs :'( 
Pris : WHAT IS LEGS? AHAHAHAHHAHA me too ;'D

The renter : I see your boyfriend looks...... so dead right now :P 
Pris : hahahah :D

And best part is . No police will stop us cause we no wear seatbelts, or helmets :'P 

SURREY BIKE FIRST ONLY IN KUCHING ADDRESS
- kay la actually I didn't jot the address. didn't bother knowing as well. But I can tell its easy to spot.
It's just behind the shoplots opposite waterfront. Same row as 7 eleven and a coffee shop with the stage behind :P HEHE.

Rate per hour for 2-seaters is RM20, and 4-seaters is RM25 :) 

Pris : Let's do this again !! :D
Evans : NO. 
Pris : fine :( 
Evans : see how la. 
Pris : :D 










                                          ♥

Saturday, January 5, 2013

No pay attention ?

Pris: You've been playing that game since the whole night . You didn't even pay attention to me!
Evans: Got hor !! *continue to play game*
Pris: LIE ! YOU NO PAY ATTENTION TO ME TILL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOUR UNDERWEAR I'M WEARING.
Evans: HUH !! You want me pull your pants down now to see ?!!
Pris: EEE YOUR GAME MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME :@
.....
Pris: ehh I wanna write that somebody got screwed earlier on just now HEHE
Evans: why got screwed? why no tell me one...
Pris: I got tell you so many times hor ! you no pay attention one always play your game :@
Evans: darl . you look so cute when you're angry hihi
Pris: NO ! You continue play your game la :@ no need talk to me. leave me play my phone here.
Evans: Did anyone ever say you're cute when you're angry? 
Pris: no ...
Evans: not even xxxx ? 
Pris: No worr ! *realize that she's being divert away* :@ :@ bitch !! ITSOKEY. maybe I should get angry more. so I look cute more. & you'll love me more hehehe 
Evans: D: