Not so happy afterall ?

-At Mcd- 

Pris : *stares at Happy Meal toy poster* Ermm. I want Happy Meal . With the chicken burger ! 

Evans : Double cheese burger one !

Cashier : TAP TAP TAP

Pris : Eh wait .... I got the toy already..... 

Cashier : huh? 

Pris : Oh nothing. :( 

.....

Cashier : Here's your order ! *folds Happy Meal box*

Pris : eh ? where's the toy ? 

Cashier : you want the .... toy ? *smiled a little* 

Pris : mmm nevermind. nothing. 

-Outside Mcd-

Pris : *grumbles* I want the toy !! :(

Evans : Then go in and ask for it la

Pris : don't want.. embarrass.... 

Evans : Then don't need lo !

Pris : But I want the toy :(

-Inside Car-

Pris : Why they no give me toy :( what else would I want if not the toy? ;( 

Evans : ..... if you want you go back ask la

Pris : Don't want la... itsokey. I don't need the toy .... GRR *bangs head on window* WHY THEY NO GIVE ME THE TOY. 

Evans : ....

Pris : REALLY BA ! why else would I order the happy meal :( or maybe cause it comes with fries and milo and it's cheap ..... 

Evans : you just gave them a reason to think why you want a happy meal if not for the toy...

Pris : damnit ..... I STILL WANT THE TOY :( 

Evans : *throws Mcd bag out the window*

Pris : WUIIII !!!!! 

Evans : I just gave somebody a job to do tomorrow. 

Pris : !!!

Evans : you see like this... if I no throw rubbish, they won't have a job to do right  ? Means nobody will get a job. But if I do throw rubbish out. somebody will get a job and get paid.. and then someone else throws rubbish, and it's a cycle !

Pris : -.- bitch

Evans : now.. How am I the bad guy here? HEHE *smirks* 

Random texting

Place setting : whatsapp HEHE

Pris : RAWR !! My head pain ... maybe I not enough water *cry face*
Evans : Why le? Go drink
Pris : I didn't drink water today! I lazy go get water *Cry face*
Evans : WHAT?? you want me to carry a box of Mulu to your house ???
Pris : I don't mind . HEHE Shittt ~WHAT HAPPEN TO THE INTERNET I WAS READING BLOGS
Evans : What what?!
Pris : The internet down. I think this is a sign *cry face*
Evans : what sign?
Pris : Its a sign that the internet cares for me and wants me to drink water
Evans : Go drink !!!
Pris : DONE !! oh internet faster liao !!
Evans : you no study ??
Pris : Oh I want sleep liao :D my head pain ~
Evans : You know if you no study you fail *nag nag nag*
Pris : oh oh later I study. NIGHT :*

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Evans : Just now KFC girls woe at me....
Pris : *angry face* HUH WHICH ONE *fire*
Evans : I went to KFC hostel do checking on the damaged ceiling ma
Pris : HOW THEY WOE YOU WHY YOU GO
Evans : Access damage situation..  they ask me wanna drink... ask me wanna sit....  keep talking non stop... I busy they ask here ask there...
Pris : *Loads gun*
Evans : plus they were wearing their pyjamas.
Pris : *click* BANG BANG BANG
Evans : what oh ! not my fault !
Pris : you wear the shirt can see nipples ha !? :@
Evans : EH !! NO LE..... a little....
Pris : OR YOU GOT HIAO THEM . BITCH . I jealous liao why you go girls hostel *fires*
....
Pris : So.. did you make it out alive and still love me and my stupidity ??
Evans : Barely ... THEY WERE IN THEIR PYJAMES! SO TRANSPARENT..
Pris : YOU BARELY MAKE IT ALIVE !!!!
Evans : no bra again .
Pris : Like this la....
Evans : Don't know shame the people
Pris : You nearly invited them to bed *cries*
Evans : NO !! NO I DID NOT !!
Pris : you said barely !! *cry face* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ?!
Evans ; whattt?? my fault ???
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Evans : Have you eaten lunch ??
Pris : Got !! cantonese kueh tiaw(my breakfast) !
Evans : Lunch bo !!!
Pris : pig no eat lunch one. they eat a lot at one go and stand the whole day hihi
Evans : I do that next time !!
Pris : No... you're not a pig !!
Evans : try to be one. Tomorrow morning I eat at 7 last me until dinner. Almost twelve hours. ok?? ON!!
Pris : what you eat first ?! if you hungry fast means you're not a pig. you're just Evans (pris logic)
Evans : ....

Bike riding afternoon

One afternoon ~

Evans: *puts hands over Pris's waist* eh wait. I'm still angry. Not suppose to touch you. Hmph ! I'm very angry.
Pris: :( like that lo ~

Later that day, Evans decided to ride a bike to the coffee shop. HAHA cute . then it started to rain. :')


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At the coffee shop ~

Pris: you put your bike in my car & I send you home la.
Evans: No la. siaw. No more rain liao
Pris: Still raining la. Wanna bet? RM50 ?
Evans: ... YOU STILL OWE ME RM200 HORRR
Pris: EH it stop raining liao .
Evans: told you ! You go home first la. Later I ride home myself
Pris: don't want. later got people kidnap you !
Evans: who wanna kidnap me?
Pris: GOT ! XXXXX wanna kidnap you. ... he say he like you .....
Evans: well... i like him too !
Pris: :(
XXXXX: OH HI !
Pris: EH , Evans say he like you...
XXXXX: I KNEW IT ! EVANS I LIKE YOU TOO !
Pris : ....... :( I want go home liao.
Evans: Bye :*
Pris: :* .... Bye boyfriend stealer :( *waves at XXXXX*

car ride

One fine afternoon , pris decided to drive Evans big fat harrier out to have lunch .
During the drive :

Evans : darl . Dont forget put signal .
Pris : *drive front up*
Evans : darl signal !
-Big truck trying to pass through but harrier was driven to out of the junction-
Evans : darl why you no drive out ?!
Pris : the car want go le
Evans : you drive nia . He wait for you ah!
Pris : oh ......
Evans : that's why I dont trust you with my car.... DARL SIGNAL !!!

-At the coffee shop-
Pris : *puts up hand trying to order* bie ah ! They dont want order our drinks one wtf I put up my hand they see so many times but ignore me ah!
Evans : wait la
Pris : *hand up* see ! They saw me again wor
Evans : put down your hand you look stupid
Pris : that's it ! . *Goes over to waitress* wei saya tunggu 1 jam sudah!
Waitress : *ignores*
Pris : WEI ! SAYA CAKAP SAYA MAU ORDER BAIR SUDA 1 JAM SAYA TUNGGU
Supervisor : kamu ambil air dia dulu
Pris : *goes back to table* they ignore me one !
Evans : ask you wait liao . The other one behind you only ba .
Pris : behind me you no go and order drinks
Evans : I scare you order already
Pris : eeh ! If I order already sure I come back ask what drink you want right ?!
Evans : *keep quiet*
Pris : they still no come ! I angry liao

-Few minutes later-

Pris : dear I just realize something .
Evans : what ?
Pris : hihi first time I scold you till you speechless
Evans : I where got speechless !
Pris : got !!

roof

Almost every time when we're picking baby Xavier up together , we'll always go have our early dinner at a kolok mee stall nearby the nursery . There , we often have our stupid conversations together . And is sometimes happen to be our fighting area . Meow ~
One day ....

Pris : you can come over my house to study at my backyard with me ! My backyard quite bright got lights some more . Then when it rains itsokey cause got roof ! Some more the roof is invincible we can see the stars one at night !
Evans : er .... Are you sure you have a roof ?
Pris : eh er ... Not invincible ! Transparent la !

its just us

Pris: you really go massage ha ?
Evans : ya la ! Obviously ~
Pris : who knows you go find China bitch :(
Evans : later I go home no bath until tomorrow let you feel the body oil !
Pris : kns !
............
*while whatsapping*

Evans : I'm at the airport waiting for my little brother .
Pris : why are you at the airport ? Why are you waiting for your brother ?
Evans : *appear typing*
Pris : WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Evans : cause his friends going away to study ! You no see I type ha ?!
Pris : got haha just wanna annoy you . Bie ah , you should stop clinging onto your little brother . He has a life ! You should just let him go :')
Evans : wth !

No pay attention ?

Pris: You've been playing that game since the whole night . You didn't even pay attention to me!
Evans: Got hor !! *continue to play game*
Pris: LIE ! YOU NO PAY ATTENTION TO ME TILL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOUR UNDERWEAR I'M WEARING.
Evans: HUH !! You want me pull your pants down now to see ?!!
Pris: EEE YOUR GAME MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME :@
.....
Pris: ehh I wanna write that somebody got screwed earlier on just now HEHE
Evans: why got screwed? why no tell me one...
Pris: I got tell you so many times hor ! you no pay attention one always play your game :@
Evans: darl . you look so cute when you're angry hihi
Pris: NO ! You continue play your game la :@ no need talk to me. leave me play my phone here.
Evans: Did anyone ever say you're cute when you're angry? 
Pris: no ...
Evans: not even xxxx ? 
Pris: No worr ! *realize that she's being divert away* :@ :@ bitch !! ITSOKEY. maybe I should get angry more. so I look cute more. & you'll love me more hehehe 
Evans: D: